Why am I pissed??

I’m pissed because:

1. I don’t have Saturdays off
2. I have absolutely no work at work
3. I haven’t played serious football for seriously long time
4. Mumbai weather these days isn’t exactly Switzerland like
5. Every other advertisement on television tries to sell me gay cosmetics for clear skin, silky hair, ‘gorapan’ (which I have in plenty btw) and other such shit…apparently ’because I’m worth it’!
6. My brother who uses tanker load of all this shit everyday, makes faces at me whenever I watch chickflicks (other options being lame ass reality TV shows and cricket)
7. People make too much noise!
8. Santa Clause does not exist
9. I go to office…so I need formal clothes, shoes, car, blackberry, weekend parties, wife…so to pay for all these I need to go to office…since I go to office I need… blah blah blah…and I’m afraid this is gonna continue till I’m dead
10. I live with my parents
11. My dog is also pissed (I suspect global warming)
12. I just saw Hritik Roshan’s Milano hide & Seek ad
13. I’m surrounded by redneck Hindu bitches that burst firecrackers whenever somebody gets death sentence and support MNS
14. I just sleep for 8 hours a day
15. Aliens haven’t arrived yet
16. I don’t look like Tom Cruise
17. I’m not a Poet, Musician, Painter, mad scientist or a drug addict
18. Etc…

P.S. Now I feel much better….