10 questions you always wanted to ask…but were afraid to!

1. Is masturbation healthy?
NO! You sick Son-Of-A-Bitch! God does not love you and you are gonna fry in hell if you masturbate. If you masturbate too frequently, you will finish all your sperms and would become infertile. For girls - your ovaries would burst and wash off with your Uterus during your next menstrual flow.

2. Who is John Galt?
The reason you put up with that mindfuck called Atlas Shrugged for 243 pages and then gave up. He’s BTW somebody who can blabber out 100 pages of extempore on radio to make aam aadmi (and readers), who was just trying to listen to his fav Bollywood number on Vividh Bharati, realize that his brains are probably the size of his testicles.

3. Are dogs gay and do they fuck their mothers?
Yes, Abso-fucking-lutely!

4. Why do people pray to god?
Because, they are retarded…

5. Does being dark skinned make me a bad commentator, actor/actress, businessman/woman, gamer, whore, athlete etc?
Yes, you black shit hole! You are fuckin disgrace to your fuckin species, you fuckin gorilla. Thank Firangs, for they humped you for couple of centuries and tried to make you two shades fairer. Proof hai naa!!

6. How do tissue users know that there’s nothing sticking there?
They do not…

7. Am I a good person?
Yes, only if you use fairness cream and do not play with your wiener all the time

8. Am I cool?
Yes, only if you say ‘fuck’ at least thrice in a sentence (for e.g. see Q.5) and use ‘like’ all the time and write ‘moi’ instead of me and ‘ma’ instead of my and have crush on somebody all the time and say that you feel like woman trapped inside man’s body or vice-versa at least once in a lifetime.

9. Is climate change for real?
No, all the scientists have been lying to us all the time. We can screw the earth all we want and it would just love us back more. Isn’t Industry the most beautiful and don’t you love the smell of that chemicals it’s been farting out all the time? I say damn the environment! We should just cut all the trees and feed em to our thermal power plants and eat all the endangered species and their innards. That’s the only way of dealing with energy crisis and eliminating hunger. BTW Oil spills are Funnn!!

P.S: Where’s the 10th question?
Here…