Bembi (Marathi)

Originally written for Aikaycha!! community

Bembi ha Human Anatomy madhla saglyat Ignored avayav ahe. Bembi saglyanna aste. Saglyanchi Bembi sunder aste. Mhanje tumcha naak jari vakda asla, kes viskatlele ani, thobadyavar inferiority complex tapkat asla tari tumachi bembi sunder aste. For e.g Battin chi Bembi sunder ahe ekdum Tom Cruise sarkhi. Bembi baddal ajun ek mahatwachi fact ji lokanna mahit naste ti mhanje naak Dabun "bebi" asa mhantala ki "Bembi" asa aiku yeta. Bembi kapli tar punha ugavate. Bembivar kes nastat. Bembi triangular asli tar te abnormal asta.


Baryach extensive research nantar mala asa lakshat alay ki saglyancha bembi print veg-vegala asta finger print type. Bembi la shai laun paper var lolun try kara. Family ani Friends na pan karayala lava. Ani results compare kara. Bembi print cha vapar future madhe criminals na pakdayla hoil. Jithe jithe chorachi bembi tekali asel tithe ase unique Bembi print sapadtil ani analysis la bara padel.

Bembi che upayog

1. Bembi, Bembi, Bembi asa mhanyala maja yete
2. Hollywood madhlya heroin Bembi la barfa lavla ki Orgasmic avaj ani halchal kartat.(Ithe ek catch ahe, Bembi mule itar chaglya chaglya thikani barfa lavtana aplyala baghayala milat nahi..)
3. "BaL kuthun yeta?" asa vicharlyavar "Bembitun" asa lahan mullanna sangayala bara padta
4. BaL bembitun baher yeta. (Tumhala mahit nhavata kaa?? Haan thike)
5. Jya lokanna 2 Bembya astat tyanna ek donate karata yete.
6. Bembitala maL tasty asto
7. Bembi madhe toned milk takun refrigerator madhe jhopla ki sakali Modakachya shape cha malai pedha tayar hoto.
8. Bembi madhe ek screw asto jo ughadala ki Gand body pasun separate hote. Ha screw gand marayala bara padto.
9. Bhukya nangya lokkanchya pota ani pathi madhe Bembi cha deth yeto. Tyamule tyancha pot kadhich pathila lagat nahi. Thodakyat bembi mule te 2D aivaji 3D distat.
10. Gayichay Bembitun dudh kadhtat.( Kahi loka tyala nipple mhantat, pan nipple chhativar asta potavar nahi)

Haan ani ek sangayacha rahila…Jawale chya bembi cha operation jhalaya!

Bembi Bembi Bembi!!!